B.O.Y. B.A.D.

Beware of the guy who says: "All men are assholes”

You may find this statement endearing at first, like he is sympathetic to the female situation. He is not in fact sympathetic, he is using a literary device called foreshadowing and its sub component called the "red herring"

So when he ultimately does something really shitty to you should have known it was coming. It was his disclaimer, his fine print. He laid it out on the table He basically said, “Well, I’m kind of an asshole”, just like the Heart on the Sleeve guy is telling you “Well, I’m kind of a mess”


He told you, you just forgot to listen.

music accompaniment: B.O.Y. B.A.D.-Tulip sweet

but since I can't find this song online you will have to settle for my personal favorite: "Tattoo My Name on Your Ass"