“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing”-Mignon McLaughlin

Sunday, March 20, 2011

tune in

Never stay with anyone who after you have enjoyed each other horizontally reaches over grabs your left breast and says:

"I wish you had bigger breasts."

but at least, if I wanted, I could change that with a surgical procedure, but there is no surgical procedure
to
stop you
from being
an
asshole.

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